Just dug this one out #15 - Parallel Lines by Blondie

Posted on April 16th, 2008 by Andy

Today I woke up with Blondie’s Parallel Lines in my head. In my post from a couple of years ago where I picked out my favourite bands over time there were a few important acts that slipped through the woodwork. Blondie were one and, for a short time in 1978 and 1979, were just about my favourite band.

Listening to Parallel Lines now it feels so comfortable, so timeless unlike pretty much anything Blondie/Harry did subsequently. Parallel Lines was the second Blondie album I bought, Plastic Letters was OK, a couple of gems but all a little rough and patchy to make it a classic. Parallel Lines was a whole different ballgame. At lunchtime today Hazel suggested that there was only “three good tracks” on it (she meant “Hanging on the Telephone”, “Heart of Glass” and “Sunday Girl”) but surely to dismiss “Pretty Baby” and “Picture This” and “11:59″ and “Will Anything Happen” is just ridiculous, each of them as good as anything else on the album. To be honest, with the exception of the utterly dire “I Know But I Don’t Know” there isn’t any reason to reach for the skip button. This is as close to perfect as a pop album can get.

In February 1979 I went on a miserable ski-ing holiday with the school, I was sick, homesick, the food was rubbish, we had power cuts and barely enough snow to ski. Add to all that the embarrassment of falling over on my first day on the snow and not being able to get up, and being a woeful failure at using the drag lift, most of my memories of the trip and not good ones. The only exception is that “Heart of Glass” was on the hotel jukebox and we listened to it pretty much constantly over the whole week, no matter how sad and miserable I felt that track made me feel better. It pretty much still works now.

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Keep on trying ’til you run out of cake…

Posted on April 14th, 2008 by Andy

I finished the awesome Portal last night and am still laughing at the ending. I’ve listened to almost nothing but “Still Alive” since I finished it; I’ve downloaded sheet music; I’ve watched loads of great videos on YouTube; I’ve downloaded the official wallpaper pack and put one on my desktop. I can’t remember being quite so taken with a game before - it’s a short but insanely sweet cake of a game.

The review on Rock, Paper, Shotgun pretty much says all I wanted to say about it in a clever, more rational and more articulate way.

It’s easy to be disappointed by Portal’s brevity. Just when you’re feeling like the master of the tool, it’s over. While the story is complete, and the ending is the funniest gaming moment in many years, there’s no denying you’re left still hungry. It gives you a bite of a delicious cake, but then doesn’t let you gorge until stuffed. Fortunately there’s more to do once the main game is over. Six of the rooms can be replayed on a significantly higher difficulty level, and there are specific challenges for the regular levels, completing them either in a limited number of footsteps, a restricted number of portals, or a rigid time limit. These offer a terrifying challenge, with Bronze awards in reach, but Silver and certainly Gold seeming madly impossible. At first.

I ♥ Portal

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Probably the best video that will ever be on YouTube

Posted on April 9th, 2008 by Andy

Obviously that last post was the very pinnacle of uncool so in attempt to restore my damaged credibility…

What’s not to love about this video - Beat Happening set up in the street and life goes on around them…kids wandering around…traffic drifting past…customers wandering in front of the camera…all oblivious to the fact that they were a crucial part of making this the very best video that will ever be on YouTube.

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So where is the young lady who I’m supposed to take…down town?

Posted on April 8th, 2008 by Andy

I get tired of the endless reruns of Friends on E4 - but the up side is that just occasionally while bombing through Freeview’s channels full of nothing you stumble across a gem - and there is no brighter star in the Friends sky than Danny DeVito…and we were lucky enough to stumble across his performance tonight…

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I’m just leaving work…I hope it isn’t too windy…

Posted on April 7th, 2008 by Andy

I’ve resisted Twitter for so long…I joined up a few months ago after succumbing to the barrage of online pressure but never got beyond the registration phase. There are so many problems I have with it…the prime one being “who really gives a chuff what I’m up to?” - maybe Hazel (but I see her every day) but that really is probably about it. That does throw into doubt why I should have this blog but there is a whole difference between speaking your mind (and no one caring) and making 140 character posts about being on the bus or listening to the radio…my life is just not interesting enough.

But anyway - here I am - making those 140 character yawns that no one will care about and wondering if I’ll have a Damascus moment…and it’ll all make sense…

(It aditionally doesn’t help that I almost always forget to have my phone with me)

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How sad am I? #4 - Listen the Snow is Falling

Posted on April 6th, 2008 by Andy

A snowball heading my way #1
originally uploaded by grange85

It snows so rarely in London that I really shouldn’t miss an opportunity to post a picture and use a Galaxie 500 (via Yoko Ono) track as a title…

How sad am I? The answer is “very”.


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Finishing the book

Posted on March 14th, 2008 by Andy

Dean and Andy
Dean and Andy
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I’ve just finished Dean Wareham’s book - for a fan it is a slightly frustrating gem of a read - it’s written in an easy casual style with Dean’s dry wit recognisable from 20 years of listening to his lyrics. Too often, however, the story ends too quickly - I know it’s because I’m a fan and the book is written for people who don’t necessarily care about every little detail of every little tour. That’s possibly why the extended chapter on Pup Tent is so one of the high (and simultaneously low) points of the book.

There’s a last page spoiler coming - you have been warned…

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How sad am I? #3

Posted on March 6th, 2008 by Andy

I’ve spent far too much of today worrying about whether the song that Britta’s singing in this very cool video is called “You Turn My Head Around” which is what it says in the video, on their website and all over the web or “You Turned My Head Around” which is what it says on the album sleeve, on a Lee Hazlewood website and what Britta appears to be singing (mostly).

How sad am I? The answer is “very”.

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I ♥ Stereolab

Posted on March 4th, 2008 by Andy

Hazel just sent me a link to this lovely (if a little ropy) live video of Stereolab performing Stomach Worm and god they were so fucking great it makes me wince to think of the doodly nonsense that passes for a ‘lab album these days - I keep buying them in the hope that they’ll release something as good as “Peng!” or “Transient Random Noise Bursts…” but as years go on expectations get lower…

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The Clientele @ The Luminaire

Posted on March 4th, 2008 by Andy

The Clientele @ The Luminaire
The Clientele @ The Luminaire
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Another visit to the Luminaire to see The Clientele…and another excellent Clientele show, despite Alasdair’s quips about being strangely nervous they seemed very relaxed. Nice set - some old, some less old, nothing new (”we’ll play some new songs next time because we have some rehearsed…but they‘re sound shit”) the wig out during Lamplight is getting to be a set highlight.

Support from The Left Outsides (again) - I enjoyed them more than last time - and The See See who were also very good.


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