I was thinking Errol Flynn, or Ronald Colman or Melvyn Douglas - they all looked so dashing with their beautifully trimmed and shaped moustaches. But clearly they had special tools and highly trained barbers and stylists to create that look - not to mention the skills of an old fashioned photo retoucher. Sadly I had me, a grubby mirror, a wobbly hand and a Gillette G2 so instead of this...

Colman, Douglas and Flynn

... I shall be hitting the streets on my last day looking like this (which has to be worth a few quid - it's for a good casue!) ...