A bit of preliminary research showed that most covers of 96 Tears are in fact crap - steaming away at the top of that pile of poo is The Stranglers cover.

Here's the original (and best) followed by some gems and some not that bads...

96 Tears - ? and The Mysterians

96 Tears - Big Maybelle

96 Tears - Eddie and The Hot Rods

96 Tears - Suicide

96 Tears - Thelma Houston
Actually the instrumentation on this hilariously bad (I blame the 80s) but as it went on I found myself strangely hypnotised by it...

I should really stop there!