Oh, oh, oh Willow... there's Oz - he's insanely cool, he's cute and he's a werewolf... and there's Xander... he's a pillock - you may be really clever but right now... you're not very bright...
Meanwhile... there's Cordy who can fight demons with just a spatula and her tongue! She's awesome!
Cordy: I hear you, you redneck moron. You got a dress that goes with that hat?
Lyle: I'm gonna...
Cordelia: Rip out my innards, play with my eyeballs, boil my brain and eat it for brunch? Listen up, needle-brain. Buffy and I have taken out four of your cronies, not to mention your girlfriend.
Cordelia: Whatever. The point is, I haven't even broken a sweat. See, in the end, Buffy's just the runner-up. I'm the Queen. You get me mad what do you think I'm gonna do to you?